Name: Wheels
Species: F. catus
Nationality: She's either Russian or from the streets of Baltimore
Characteristics: Similar to those of a Stegosaurus - large, heavily built, quadruped. Wheels has a distinct and unusual posture, heavily rounded back, short forelimbs, and a ridge of clumped, matted hair along her spine that formed as a result of her inability to adequately clean herself. This dreadhawk is most likely the result of Wheels' appetite mirroring that of a Bullmastiff.
It's ok Wheels, this is not an uncommon thing: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Cat-When-He-Can't-Do-It-Himself
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