Things Found In The Checkout Line

Anything else with your coffee? How about I destroy your morning with a friendly reminder that animal cruelty is a thing. Dammit Sarah McLachlan, you and your avatar eyes haunt my dreams.  

This is your Wednesday morning public service announcement/punch in the heart. 

Things Found In The Checkout Line

Did I buy the towels I specifically went to Bed Bath and Beyond to buy? Nope. Did I buy this bacon bowl creating device? Yer damn skippy. Bought two.

Happy Hump Day?

Fergie, I think I found a new nickname for your lovely lady lumps. 

I'm pretty sure that I'm a 14 year old boy trapped in a 31 year old girl's body. Sorry parents, don't think this is a reflection of my upbringing.