Hi, I'm Hair-in. Nice to meet you.

 It's not good, guys.

I Feel Poresecuted

At least Chandler's nubbin could be covered by clothes.

::Googles nubbinectomy::

After this exchange, the dermatologist told me Aquafor will heal my nubbin. 

Aquafor is what Snugs calls "booty cream". 

Prescient little gremlin.

Toddler Dicktion

I suppose I should have emphasized COCKtail. Whoops. 

Battle of Wipes and Ire

I did not win the battle. 

Does anyone else hope that Drogon's nickname is the Burninator? No? Just me?

Just Beet It

If anyone has ever told you that motherhood is NOT glamorous...that person was correct. 

Sleep Deprivation Imagination

This is what happens on long drives through Missouri...

Cartoon brought to you by the remote sleeve in my hotel room and fewer than six hours of sleep

God Bless Ye Merry Gentleman...

The First NyQuil the doctor did say

Will cause you to trip balls

in bed where you lay...