Sszchal9ervaacndseklsdcaSKI. Yep, That's Me.

Oh thank GOD, after 17 minutes, I think the reservation is set. 

Oh, you want to try and pronounce it? Be my guest. 

My Hempstrings Are Sore

"But plants don't have muscles." Pipe down over there.

Silent Protest

I bet if Isaac Newton had been eating an apple while he explained his theory on gravity, his audience would only have been able to hear the LOUD CRUNCHING and we'd still be dumbfounded about why things fall out of the sky.