Muhahaha

Don't rain on my religious interpretation. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/world/europe/pope-mercy-jubilee-vatican-st-peters-basilica.html?_r=0

Inner Burnalogue

Oh, you went to law school? This should just take you a minute. 

PhilosophiCALL ME AL

A stick walks down the street, he says why am I short of attention...

Webster, We Have A Problem

Drank too much coffee at work/day drank a bunch of rose on Saturday, whatever. 

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right...

but three lefts do!

My internal compass is an underachiever. 

http://www.apa.org/monitor/sep06/compass.aspx

I Believe I Can Fry

Starring R. Kelly - coming soon to Food Network.

This is what happens when I can't sleep. 

Derpity Derp Derp

The struggle is real, yo.

Donut Mess With My Productivity

Employees : donuts :: fire : building

Hearing Days, Hearing Days

Eff the Golden Rule days

In other news, my ass is asleep. 

Snooze Control

I really yearn for those dog days of slumber...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x09WO5iuSw4

Every. Damn. Time.

Repair men and trilogy novelists who are still writing the third book need to STOP IT WITH THEIR POWER TRIPS.  

I Really Kneed It To Stop Raining

Wait - your joints can't predict the weather? Pffft loser. 

In Stickness And In Health

I, legless stick figure, take you, other legless stick figure...

Testing One...Two...JustkiddingthreeSWIM!

Is that a hurricane siren?! Challenge accepted!

The Return of the Stick and Circle People

Friday afternoon meetings that aren't called happy hour are the worst.