Van-chovies

Fiction Addiction

Gaddafi Is Everywhere and Nowhere

Gargoyle Hunting

Gargoyle Wheels is not amused.

 

Assaulting A Client Is Frowned Upon

Pork Lovers, UNITE!

More Than One Trip Is Not Acceptable

Meet Wheels

Just so no one thinks that I give Wheels an unfair shakedown, I'm letting you judge for yourselves. This is Wheels. I managed to get some pics of the beast last week (I also had to zoom in - if you can't tell by the graininess - because she doesn't let anyone approach her. Unless, of course, you are wearing clothes made of bacon). Also, for reference, she is sitting between the legs of a normal sized chair. It just looks like a small chair because she is...girthy.

This is Wheels attempting to obtain mind control. "Give me more fooood. Wheels needs more pellets. Meoink meoink."

Wheels Is "Big Boned"

Post-Vacation Brain