My Bad - Did I Leave My "Do Disturb" Sign Out Again?

Sorry I'm Not Sorry, Wheels

Name: Wheels

Species: F. catus

Nationality: She's either Russian or from the streets of Baltimore

Characteristics: Similar to those of a Stegosaurus - large, heavily built, quadruped. Wheels has a distinct and unusual posture, heavily rounded back, short forelimbs, and a ridge of clumped, matted hair along her spine that formed as a result of her inability to adequately clean herself. This dreadhawk is most likely the result of Wheels' appetite mirroring that of a Bullmastiff.

 

 

 

It's ok Wheels, this is not an uncommon thing: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Cat-When-He-Can't-Do-It-Himself

Whole Snooze

Timestamp - 7:04 am

Location - Whole Foods parking lot

 

Getting to Whole Foods right when it opens to hit up the fresh breakfast bar is just slightly outweighed by getting there, leaning your seat back, and taking a car nap.

 

Although...maybe this is what happens when people on Ambien hit the snooze button. Wake up, sleepdrive to the destination, then snooze.  

 

 

My Nickname Should Be Entropy