It's Like I've Been Using Aging Cream...

The new scanner at work makes my drawrings look funny...but I'm not allowed to dump coffee on work property. Whatever. 

In other news, Wikipedia and I are in a fight. According to it: "Oldies is a radio format that concentrates on music from a period of about 15-55 years before the present day."

Is this what chest pain feels like?

Jello-sy Is Unbecoming

Seriously, nothing about a doctor-mandated cleanse is awesome. But my parents are :) 

(Overshare pending...but that's what blogs are for, right?)

 Note: I will never eat jello again. I have jello-induced PTSD (post traumatic shit disorder).

For the record, Stephen is still among the living. Barely...

Aw, but it's only 16 oz. No - it's 16 oz of fake-cherry-flavored Satan drink with the viscosity of snot.   

If only dad, if only. 

Also, there is NOTHING on TV at 2 am. Because who would want to be distracted after waking up in the middle of the night to drink a second 16 oz dose of puke drool only to have a serious 2-hour long come to Jesus meeting with the commode.  

Sorry guys, my filter does not exist. It's like I took Golytely for the inner monologue.