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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Licensed To Argue

Congratulations on passing the bar, twin! The Texas cousins are proud of you :) You have an amazing litigation career ahead of you (and now when you write angry letters to the city over parking tickets, you can add "Esquire" to your signature :)

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Happy Birthday, Dad!

Dad, you could totally compete with the Dos Equis guy for the title of "Most Interesting Man in the World." Happy 60th :)
P.S. Since this pic was taken in the 80s, I would bet that you are wearing short shorts with that jaunty polo. Just a hunch.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Meet Wheels

Just so no one thinks that I give Wheels an unfair shakedown, I'm letting you judge for yourselves. This is Wheels. I managed to get some pics of the beast last week (I also had to zoom in - if you can't tell by the graininess - because she doesn't let anyone approach her. Unless, of course, you are wearing clothes made of bacon). Also, for reference, she is sitting between the legs of a normal sized chair. It just looks like a small chair because she is...girthy.


This is Wheels attempting to obtain mind control. "Give me more fooood. Wheels needs more pellets. Meoink meoink."


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Test of BAR-baric Proportions

This was me four years ago. It is currently the reality for Kate. GO KATE, GO! Only one more week until you get your life back and you can reacclimate yourself into society.