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Burning Love

Happy Valentines Day

For those needing assistance...

I'm not a doctor, but burning love could be a sign that you need to consult your physician. Jussayin'...

Erin Shamwowski

If I don't have legs, then I can't wear pants. If I can't wear pants, they can't be on fire. ERGO, I'm not a liar. So there. 

Muhahaha

Don't rain on my religious interpretation. 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/world/europe/pope-mercy-jubilee-vatican-st-peters-basilica.html?_r=0

Inner Burnalogue

Oh, you went to law school? This should just take you a minute. 

PhilosophiCALL ME AL

A stick walks down the street, he says why am I short of attention...

Webster, We Have A Problem

Drank too much coffee at work/day drank a bunch of rose on Saturday, whatever.