The Squeaks of Wrath

Where's Terry Tate when you need him?

Squeak squeak squee squee squeeeeaakkk [[PILEDRIVER]]. 

Ahhhh, much better. Now please continue beating [insert issue] to death while we're all 

trapped in this room. 

Oh, right...'tis the season of thankfulness. HOORAY GRAVY WEEK!

The Pen Is Mightier

than the do not disturb sign. 

Sszchal9ervaacndseklsdcaSKI. Yep, That's Me.

Oh thank GOD, after 17 minutes, I think the reservation is set. 

Oh, you want to try and pronounce it? Be my guest. 

My Hempstrings Are Sore

"But plants don't have muscles." Pipe down over there.

Silent Protest

I bet if Isaac Newton had been eating an apple while he explained his theory on gravity, his audience would only have been able to hear the LOUD CRUNCHING and we'd still be dumbfounded about why things fall out of the sky. 

CompliaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHnce

HALP. I've started to dream about it. 

This Meeting Is Still In Progress

Sorry I can't make dinner. My 9 am meeting has run 8 hours over its allotted time. Again.