I'm Too Tired To Think Of A Title

I'll be the person face down in the sand at the Soggy Dollar Bar

Ah Ah Ah Ah Flayin' Alive...

Don't toy with my deadlines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_Ej0HkPCs

Camareaderie

I wish book club meant that you could have drinks with the book characters. But only the cool ones. No one wants to have drinks with you, Draco.

Cloud NEIN

FWUMPH. 

You Can't Makeup This Stuff

Definitely putting "office makeup specialist" on my resume. "Capable of showing discretion" - not so much. 

Icon't Even

This ranks right up there with unsynced traffic lights.

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Arrive at Walley World, wake up to a full inbox, whatever. 

BLERGH