Overcaffeinated Ginger

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

If I don't have legs, then I can't wear pants. If I can't wear pants, they can't be on fire. ERGO, I'm not a liar. So there.

Don't rain on my religious interpretation.

Oh, you went to law school? This should just take you a minute.

A stick walks down the street, he says why am I short of attention...

Drank too much coffee at work/day drank a bunch of rose on Saturday, whatever.

but three lefts do!

My internal compass is an underachiever.

http://www.apa.org/monitor/sep06/compass.aspx

Starring R. Kelly - coming soon to Food Network.

This is what happens when I can't sleep.